"Top Ten Reasons Why Dogs
Are Better Pets Than Cats"
1. Dogs will tilt their heads and try to
understand every word you say. Cats will
ignore you and take a nap.
2. Cats look silly on a leash.
3. When you come home from work, your
dog will be happy and lick your face. Cats
will still be mad at you for leaving in the first place.
4. Dogs will give you unconditional love until
the day they die. Cats will make you pay for
every mistake you've ever made since the
day you were born.
5. A dog knows when you're sad. And he'll
try to comfort you. Cats don't care how you feel, as
long as you remember where the can opener is.
6. Dogs will bring you your slippers. Cats will
drop a dead mouse in your slippers.
7. When you take them for a ride, dogs will
sit on the seat next to you. Cats have to have
their own private basket, or they won't go at all.
8. Dogs will come when you call them. And
they'll be happy. Cats will have someone take
a message and get back to you.
9. Dogs will play fetch with you all day long.
The only thing cats will play with all day long
are small rodents or bugs, preferably ones
that look like they're in pain.
10. Dogs will wake you up if the house is on
fire. Cats will quietly sneak out the back door.